November 21, 2010

CALLING ALL LUNATICS


The moon influences the tides on earth. From the gravitational effects that the sun and moon pose on the earth during rotation the waters in our oceans are pulled up and down. When the tide is coming in, the moon is probably coming up. The human body is roughly 75% water, right? It varies based on age, health, gender, body type, etc. So if the moon influences the tides, wouldn't we be safe to say that the moon does in fact influence the human body? During each phase of the moon, it is in the sky for varying amount of time, with the full moon having the most allotted time. So, during a full moon, there isn't any more gravitational effect that any other phase of the moon, but it is in the sky longer. Last night was a full moon. The shenanigans you got in to are of no fault of your own, you may blame it on the moon.

What are the implications of this? Not to free you from charges when you act like a maniac because there was a full moon. But, if the moon does influence us, then is it so hard to believe that so do the stars? Astrology may be on to something. The gravitational effect the stars have on us would be much weaker considering their distance, but, who knows. Maybe the reason you felt so much energy the last few nights was because Venus has been in our visible sky. Maybe since Pluto was designated a dwarf planet instead of a full planet, its sad demeanor has been passed on to you. Who knows.

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